Once upon a time ...

Wayomar:
isj echad hayoe lo sjnei vaniem:
(lucky Luke 15:11); 12 wayomer hatsaier el-aview: avie tnah-lie et-chelek harechoesj asjer yipol lie, wayechaleek lahem et-hanachalah etc.

And he said
"A certain man had two sons";
and the younger said to his father, "Father,
give me the portion of goods that falleth to me!"

And he divided unto them his living.
And not many days after the younger son gathered all together, and took his journey into a far country, & there wasted his substance with riotous living. And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that land; & he began to be in want, & he went & joined himself to a citizen of that country; & he sent him into his fields to feed swine. And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did eat:
& no man gave
unto him
...

And when he came to himself, he said, "How many hired servants of my father's have bread enough & to spare, & I perish with hunger!

I will arise & go to my father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him, & had compassion, & ran, & fell on his neck, & kissed him. The son said unto him, "Father, I have sinned against heaven, & in thy sight, & am no more worthy to be called thy son!"

But his father said to his servants, "Bring forth the best robe, & put it on him; & put a ring on his hand, & shoes on his feet: & bring hither the fatted calf, & kill it; & let us eat, & be merry: for this my son was dead, & is alive again; he was lost, & is found!" And they began to be merry
...

Now his elder son was in the field: & as he came & drew nigh to the house, he hard musick & dancing. And he called one of the servants, & asked what these things meant?

And he said unto him, "Thy brother is come; & thy father hath killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe & sound!"

And he was angry, & would not go in: therefore came his father out, & intreated him ... Sprak Yesjoea hier misschien over zichzelf als zwerver & 'naar huis terugkerende berooide jongste zoon'?

Straks kijken wat Henri ervan brouwde in the United States of North~America ... (als 'celibataire homofiel' & 'wat nog meer'!?