religions of the world.. [pic]

gooffather, man, 33 jaar

• Jaim zaterdag 16 april 2011 11:58
  
• Buuz (opgeheven op 16-10-2012) zaterdag 16 april 2011 12:09
  Lol.
• xMadnesS zaterdag 16 april 2011 12:12
  Wij hadden een poster met nog meer van die dingen op de WC hangen. Haha!
• Boe! zaterdag 16 april 2011 12:36
  Daar is echt zo'n lange lijst van gemaakt Wacht, ik zoek 'm op.
• Boe! zaterdag 16 april 2011 12:38
  SHIT HAPPENS.
  
  TAOISM - "if you understand shit, it isn't shit"
  HINDUISM - "this shit happened before"
  CONFUCIANISM - "confucious say 'shit happens'"
  BUDDHISM - "shit will happen to you again"
  ZEN - "what is the sound of shit happening?"
  ISLAM - "if shit happens it is the will of Allah"
  SIKHISM - "leave our shit alone"
  JEHOVA'S WITNESS - "knock knock, shit happens"
  ATHEISM - "i don't believe this shit"
  AGNOSTICISM - "can you prove that shit happens?"
  CATHOLICISM - "if shit happens, you deserve it"
  PROTESTANTISM - "shit happens, amen to that"
  JUDAISM - "why does shit always happen to us?"
  ORTHODOX JUDAISM - "so shit happens, already"
  TELEVANGELISM - "send money or shit will happen to you"
  RASTAFARIANISM - "let's smoke this shit"
  HARE KRISHNA - "shit happens rama rama"
  NATION OF ISLAM - "don't take no shit"
  NEW AGE - "visualize shit happening"
  SHINTOISM - "you inherit the shit of your ancestors"
  HEDONISM - "i love it when shit happens"
  SATANISM - "sneppah tihs"
  CAPITALISM - "this is MY shit"
  FEMINISM - "men are shit"
  EXISTENTIALISM - "what is shit, anyway?"
  SCIENTOLOGY - "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137"
  MORMONISM - "excerment happens (don't say shit)"
  BAPTISM - "we'll wash the shit right off you"
  MYSTICISM - "this is really weird shit"
  VOODOO - "shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen"
  DISNEYISM - "bad shit doesn't happen here"
  WICCA - "you van make shit happen but shit
  will happen to you three times"
  COMMUNISM - "let's share this shit"
  MARXISM - "you have nothing to lose but your shit"
  CONSPIRACY THEORISM - "THEY shit on us"
  PSYCHO-ANALYSIS - "tell me about your shit"
  DARWINISM - "survival of the shittiest"
  AMISH - "modern shit is useless"
  SUICIDAL - "i've had enough of this shit"
  OPTIMISM - "shit won't happen to me"
  TREKISM - "to boldly shit where no-one has shit before"
  SHAKESPEARIAN - "to shit or not to shit, that's the question"
  DESCARTES - "i shit, therefore i am"
  FREUD - "shit is a phallic symbol"
  LAWYERS - "for enough money, i can get you out of shit"
  ACUPUNCTURIST - "hold still or this will hurt like shit"
  DOG - "i just shit in your shoe"
  CAT - "dogs are shit"
  MOUSE - "oh shit! a cat!"
  POLITICALLY CORRECT - "internally processed,
  nutritionally drained bilogical output happens"
  EINSTEIN - "shit is relative"
  FAMILY GATHERING - "relatives are shit"
  MATERIALISM - "whoever dies with the most shit, wins"
  VEGETARIANISM - "if it happens to shit, don't eat it"
  FATALISM - "oh shit, it's going to happen"
  ENVIRONMENTALISM - "shit is biodegredable"
  AMERICANISM - "who gives a shit?"
  STATISTICIAN - "shit is 84.7% likely to happen"
  HIP-HOP - "motherfuck this shiznit, beeatch!"
  TANTRISM - "fuck this shit"
  CYNICISM - "we are full of shit"
  SURREALISM - "fish happens"
  C4 - "let's blow this shit!"
• iKat zaterdag 16 april 2011 15:03
  I know it, and still we love it.

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