Monster

Welcome sitter to my humble home
It's yours to live in for a week
I think you'll live here comfortably
There is wifi and a password which is Monster101?

The fridge is filled with food and drink
Consider this your own
Dont use the fume hood due to broken
But the stove works a-ok
Just make sure to crack a window
Cause the smoke alarm is also a-ok

Theres just one thing to remember
You don't live here alone
The roommates name is Monster
Such an easy cat, you'll see
He's mostly sleeping on his throne

But Monster likes his breakfast at 5:42 precisely
No need to set up alarm clocks
He will come and wake you nicely
Pressing paws into your nose
You've got two minutes now exactly, or his claws he will show
And Dont be smart about this
Dont think you can close the door
He will just scratch the door
And honestly, thats even worse, the noise wont stop just feed him

Then Lunchtime comes at 12,
but he'll refuse to eat
So you'll have to throw each pellet individually
Dinnertime is wet food
*Something about wet food*

By the way, he is a hoarder
A collector of small clothes
Anything you think is lost
Is right under your nose
Just check the couch for bigger items
And the pooper box if its socks you lost

Monster likes his breakfast etc -> end song